relax ...
coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
twentyonepilot:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

cool but how would u bite into jolly rancher

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?